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What's wrong with our society.

  1. Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  2. America: Well sure why not?
  3. Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  4. America: Whatever you want!
  5. Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  6. America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  7. Christian couple: We waited to have sex until we got married.
  8. America: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! ARE YOU STUCK IN THE 1800's?!
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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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and so I discover why my generation is so weird

omg steve i love you

^^^

Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

remember the news he was drugged and committed suicide? sabaw. just like his show.

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if we follow each other i automatically consider you my friend so don’t be surprised if i reply to your posts like i’ve known you for ages

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We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history tell us how good or bad we are. Letting our past decide our future. Or we can decide for ourselves. And maybe it’s our job to invent something better.
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